Few are! The Big Boy's Milkshake record stands at 7 and a bit - before the owner of it had trouble with his vertical hold!. This world famous drink, made from a secret recipe, knocks 'em down every time. Rumours are that it has nearly a half a bottle of spirits in it. Served in a glass boot giving it that 'yard of ale' feel, it packs a punch. Beware - The leg bit of the boot is only half of it - look out for the boot from the foot!

(Sung to the tune of  "RED ROSE CAFE")

They come from the farms and the factories too and they all soon forget who they are,
The cares of today are soon washed away as they sit on a stool by the bar,
The girl with green eyes in the rolling stone shirt doesn't look like she
works on the land and the man at the end is a very good friend of a man
who sells cars second hand

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Down at the bar called FAULTY TOWERS in the evening there in a soi just
beside bangla road everyone shares in the songs and the laughter Ha! Ha!
Ha! everyone there is so happy to be there

The tradesman he sips on a few pints of beer and tries not to talk about
trade the poet won't write any verses tonight but he might sing a sweet
serenade so pull up your chair and forget about life it's a good thing to
do now and then and if you like it here then I've an idea - tomorrow lets all meet again

REPEAT CHORUS

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